playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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