Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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