After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Green mimosas i think yes
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I wear drunk well.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
