Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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