i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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