Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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