it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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