Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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