You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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