Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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