All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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