Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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