Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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