Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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