Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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