I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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