So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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