It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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