There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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