My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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And then my night got REAL pukey
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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