My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
