ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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