see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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