Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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