Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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