16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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