Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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