is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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