weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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