I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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