This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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