D3 body, D1 cock
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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