So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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