I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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