I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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