so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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