i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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