Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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