But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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