Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It's shark week go big or go home
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
