yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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