quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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