I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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