do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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