Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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