you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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