So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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