I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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