Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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