Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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