McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
i need some magic done to my vagina
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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